BLONDE JUST DON'T SAY ENOUGH

BLONDE JUST DON'T SAY ENOUGH

She was as blonde as a blonde can be
Read my little story and you will see
Called AAA three times just yesterday
You're not supposed to call every A??

When she pushed the button on her car key
Someone honked her horn, out by the tree
And when she looked,no one could she see
But her car was unlocked and running too
Now does that come as a surprise to you?

She had company coming,gonna bake a cake
Box had the recipe, it was easy to make
The directions said to separate 2 eggs
She put one on the front porch in the sun
The other on the back porch,now she's done  

Her mix had a package of frosting included
But I tell you this girl had to be deluded
She mixed it all in with her cake you see
When she served it,it was bare as could be
Said the mix wasn't worth whatever it cost
When it's in the oven,it's supposed to frost

Now two of these verses are really true
And two I made up,guess which,please do
Now this poor girl,she really is blonde
Both hair color, and how she'll respond