SHAGGY DOG STORY #3

NOTHING'S AS GREEN AS A FROG

Here are some things
That make as much sense
As a brand new car
For a pound & six pence
BUT NOTHING'S AS GREEN AS A FROG 

If a baby dog is called a pup
And a baby fox's called a kit
Then whatever do you call
A baby baseball mitt???
BUT NOTHING'S AS GREEN AS A FROG 



Scotland has her"Nessie"
People hunt with a plan
Others like to hunt for
Siberias abominable snowman
Put them both together
With Australias platypus
Does that make Sasquatch
Nothing but a wuss???
BUT NOTHING'S AS GREEN AS A FROG

If it takes a Mister
To make a Missus Jones
Just how many hamsters
Could it really take
To play two saxophones???
BUT NOTHING'S AS GREEN AS A FROG

I know these verses are silly
They're really supposed to be
I think that's the reason why
It's called a shaggy dog story
BUT NOTHING'S AS GREEN AS A FROG