THERE ONCE WAS A YOUNG LADY FROM BRAZIL

THERE ONCE WAS A YOUNG LADY FROM BRAZIL

There once was a young lady from Brazil
Who made herself terribly, terribly ill
She stayed in her habitat,never did chat
With the boys you see, it's a real pity
The reason for that, her chest was flat
The poor girl from Brazil had no titty

Now this poor young lady from Brazil
Asked a doc for a pill, one that will
Make her boobs grow, she didn't know
Sadly so,there isn't a pill that will
Implants work good if they won't grow

He refered the young lady from Brazil
To a brilliant young surgeon that will
Give her some implants for her breast
And though the thought gave her a chill
Now she's much bigger than all the rest

Now this amorous young lady from Brazil
Has such beauty that she's fit to kill
She is never home and she's never alone
At times she's so tired that she still
Wishes she was flat instead of so grown