THERE WAS AN OLD LADY SHE WAS FROM TIBET

THERE WAS AN OLD LADY SHE WAS FROM TIBET

There was an old lady she was from Tibet
O she was so old she was known to forget
Sometimes the glasses from upon her nose
Or sometimes she left without any clothes
A sight I'm sure wishn I missed I suppose

This little old lady she was from Tibet
She'd write a note,then forget she wrote
And put it with the letters to be mailed
Went out no clothes, when cops saw those
She was most certainly sure to get nailed

Now this poor old lady she was from Tibet
I'm almost certain she would be jailed yet
Cops had seen gags,but not like those bags
I took her some clothes, said cover those
She forgot it cause she liked what I chose

And this old lady she moved from Tibet
And she's as happy as can be still yet
I found her a home, where old men roam
She don't forget, well not much I bet
Because now she really likes it at home