THERE ONCE WAS A MAN FROM FRANCE

THERE ONCE WAS A MAN FROM FRANCE

There once was a man from France
Who, while gambling lost his pants
He asked his brother for some other
But his brother said "No chance".

He asked his sister, for a few francs
She stared at him,but won't say oui,oui,
Said use a barrel to hide from the ranks
He got mad and on her shoes took a pee

He asked his uncle who was Duke of Earl
For a new pair of pants, he was in need
All I need is just one great big pearl
Uncle threw him out cause of his greed

He then went all around town to see his aunts
And in front of them,his little thing wiggled
They were embarassed but threw him some pants
They turned red,and as it jiggled they giggled