ROSEBUD THE CIGARETTE COW

THE CIGARETTE COW

Just to keep my blog from being boring
So my reader don't fall asleep snoring
I think the story of Goober needs a rest
So guess I'll change the subject at best

Tell you about Rosebud the cigarette cow
Who could open gates,but I don't know how
I was leaning on the gate watching things
Was smoking a camel and having day dreams
Rosebud walked up like she wanted a pat
That's how it all started just like that
She reached for my smoke but it was lit
I jerked it back not to burn her a bit
The kids came up and were talking to me
Here came Rosebud again and I didn't see
She took my cigarette, yeah,fire and all
So much for that twas kinda off the wall
Didn't seem to bother that silly old cow
Hah,she walked a mile for a camel anyhow
The next day I worked a little bit late
Kids were yelling "Dad hurry don't wait"
Said when it was time for me to be home
Around the fences she started in to roam
I went to the gate,I wonder what's wrong
Here came Rosebud no,It didn't take long
She nosed at my Camels, I used to smoke
Think she wants a cigarette,it's no joke
From that time on when I came from work
I'd take her one or she'd act like a jerk
Once I ran in, wifes beans about to scorch
As I turned around, Rosebud's on the porch
I gave her her smoke and she followed me
Back to the pasture happy as she could be
I checked to see where the gate was broke
Gate's just unlatched,I thought I'd croak
And I swear I don't know even to this date
How that old cow could've opened that gate