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post----Tired of all the bullshit.
alien---Stay out of the barnyard
post----Tired of all the drama.
alien---Stay out of the theater.
Post----F**k you
alien---Humans seem to be very promiscous
post----I don't care what people think of me.
alien---Maybe they don't care what you think of them either
post----I'll beat your ass you piece of shit.
alien---How do you know which ass it came from?
post----They just a buncha ho's.
alien---Female humans slang for other female humans.
post----I got your back gf.
alien---Humans can be disassembled and re-assembled
post----That's so cool
alien---What keeps everything from freezing up?
post----She's hot, man she's really hot.
alien---Must be female humans keep things from freezing.
post----You my homeboy nigga.
alien---humans have homeboy niggas,purpose unknown.
post----Awesome that's gangsta.
alien---Most all the humans are in an outlaw group.

ALIEN---Call off the invasion, This planet is
        completely devoid of intelligent life.