ONLINE DATING

I went out to the online dating site,
Hoping there was a girlfriend in sight,
They put me in the computer that night,
But the thing got up and it took flight,
Then they matched me up on paper instead,
Every match they found was almost dead,
You're just too old is what they said,
So they put me instead in a time machine,
And found me a pretty neanderthal queen.
My neanderthal girlfriend loved me true,
And at night she told me wuggy wuggy woo,
I loved her back cause she had the knack,
Of making me feel real good in the sack.
But then a rugged caveman happened by,
My neanderthal girlfriend gave a sigh,
And ran from our cave as she said bye-bye,
Broken hearted I came back from the past,
And thought I'd stop looking now at last,
But the lady working at the dating site,
Fell in love with me on that very night,
She loved me then and she loves me still,
Now we love each other and we always will.
The moral of my story is happy and true,
Don't you ever dare, to give up on love,
Long as you don't,it won't give up on you.