COLLECTION PROTECTION

I was awakened last night with a bit of fright

But who wouldn't in the middle of the night

Right there beside me upon my pillow

Soft, smooth and pliant as a riverside willow

Appeared two sweet boobies, soft and warm

But I knew boobies could do no harm

I reached out to touch them but to my surprise

Floating up from my bed a ghost did arise

She said "Now that I have you fully awake,

I must inform you of just what's at stake

Your whole booby collection is at great risk

You must back them up off of the disc

And put them all on a new flash drive

If you want to keep them sharp and alive

Your discs with age will most surely fade

A flash drive is now the the best storage made"

Then while I watched, before it came day

She turned to smoke and just blew away