If a frog is green
And a toad is brown
What time will it be
When the bus comes around?
Six oclock or half past three?
I don't know so don't ask me.
If a frog is green
And a toad is brown
How long does it take
To grow a black snake?
Two years and a day
That's what Mama say.
If a frog is green
And a toad is brown
How long does it take
To make a touchdown?
Maybe in a quarter
And maybe in three
Let's start the game
And then we'll see.
If a frog is green
And a toad is brown
How many big rocks
To hold them down?
Hide 'em in a crawdad hole
And how many spoonfuls
Are in an oatmeal bowl?
If a frog is green
And a toad is brown
A big jet airplane
Comes crashing down
Can Superman save them
With a single bound?
No his cape is snagged
On a nail in the ground.
If a frog is green
And a toad is brown
You think these poems
Are silly,hands down?
Well,yes you see
Shaggy dog stories
Are supposed to be
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