Chiggers and Ticks

Chiggers and Ticks

You get them when you go out in the sticks

What can you do when they make you itch?

Give me a call, don't fret and bitch

You know I'll help you and I'll get my kicks

When I come over and check you for ticks

I'll check under your arms and the back of your knees

I'll check really good cause I like to please

All over your back, yes, and your front too

No chiggers or ticks will I let stay on you

I'll check your head, your back and all down each leg

Then roll you over as your pardon I beg

Now for the front, I'll check it extra good

Ha ha I just bet you thought that I would

I'll put those chiggers and ticks on the run

They'll disappear like a vampire in the sun

And yeah, the whole time I'll be having fun