The Female Version of "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID"

Find a bunch of guys just hanging around

If you listen close you'll hear this sound

"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID" within their patter

Now we're gonna investigate womens chatter

Our girls are at Irene's bachelorette party

I think we'll find language just as hearty

Irene said Girls,I'm glad you could come

THAT'S WHAT HE SAID Mary said over her rum

How about let's get this party started

Then she stuck out her butt and she farted

Amid all the laughs and giggles they heard

Amy say THAT'S WHAT HE SAID,and no other word

Nightys and other gifts she opened with vigor

Irene said I sure wish my boobs were bigger

Jolene laughed and yelled THAT'S WHAT HE SAID

You should have seen Irenes' face turn red

Later the talk got round to the wedding night

Irene said I sure hope I do everything right

Jolene said with a grin,THAT'S WHAT HE SAID

The bottom of my feet to the top of my head

I get so nervous I get stiff and get ridgid

Oh dammit He'll think I've gotten fridgid

This time Amy chirped THAT'S WHAT HE SAID

The gist of my story before it goes dead

Whether it's man or woman it doesn't matter

When it comes down to a little dirty patter

Male or female the language is the same

Iv'e heard some women put a sailor to shame

My girlfriend read this poem and instead

She smiled and chimed "THAT'S WHAT HE SAID"