A Brunette,a redhead,and a blonde,vacationing together at the
beach found a bottle that had washed ashore from the ocean.
The inscription on the bottle read; "EVIL GENIE !DO NOT RELEASE!"
"RUBBING BOTTLE WILL--- the rest of the inscription was covered
with sand.
The brunette read the inscription, said "Noooo way am I gonna open it"
and tossed the bottle to the redhead who read the inscription said
"Me neither" They were very curious about what was really in the bottle
but were afraid to open it to find out.The redhead then tossed the bottle
to the blonde,thinking that if she opened the bottle then they could blame
it on her and they would be safe
The blonde read the inscription and after thinking it all over a bit
Said "Hang on, I'll brush the sand off so we can see what the rest says"
She brushed off the bottle and Poof,with a puff of smoke, a genie appeared
But it was a genie like nobody had ever seen before, suave, debonair, and
Handsome with the power to appear to each girl as the man of her dreams,
But secretly evil as their worst,most fearsome nightmares
The genie said,"You have released me from my bottle so to show my
gratitude I will give you three wishes to split between you, you must
decide what you want and wish for it before sunset today. Choose wisely,
you get one wish, think carefully what you wish for,you only get one.
Go home, think on it and be really sure before you make your wish."
The girls started back to the hotel,talking and giggling about what
they were gonna wish for. The blonde,being a little lazy, said to the
redhead,"I wish it wasnt so far to the hotel." There was a clap of thunder
and a flash of light and there was the hotel right there in front of them.
The readhead, angry because the blonde had wasted one of their wishes
shouted at her,That was stupid,you dumb blonde,I wish you hadn't done that.
"Immediately there was another clap of thunder and flash of light and the
hotel was back on the hill where it belonged.
The brunette had been hanging back,walking slowly trying to peek inside
the bottle."The brunette,still trying to peek in the bottle caught up now
unaware of what had been happening and said to the others,"How do you
think that big ol genie got in there? I sure wish we could see whats inside."
There was a clap of thunder and a flash of light and the girls all found
themselves inside the genies bottle.
They heard a long evil laugh and a voice from nowhere rumbled, Welcome
to my three bedroom bottle,make yourselves comfortable you could be there
a loooooong time."
As far as I know they're still there to this very day.
Now you tell me who's the dumbest, blondes,brunettes or readheads.
That was really a good one. LOL
ReplyDeleteThe Blonde she shoulda left the bottle alone. LOL
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