Actually, You call a cab. But this was a lot funnier!!!
Recently, during a routine patrol, a patrolman from my hometown
Parked just down the main road from one of our more popular bars
After last call, the officer observed a man leaving the bar
The gentleman was so intoxicated that he could barely walk.
He then stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes,
with the officer quietly observing.
After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different vehicles,
The man managed to find his car, He sat there for a few minutes and then
Threw a hook and line out the window and seemed to be trying to catch a fish.
A number of other patrons came out but paid no attention to this crazy drunk
As they left the bar and proceeded to drive home.
Finally the drunk started the car, switched the wipers on and off
(it was a fine, dry summer night) flicked the blinkers on and off
A couple of times, honked the horn, and switched on the headlights.
He then pulled in the hook and line and moved the vehicle forward
A few inches,reversed a bit,flicked the wipers and blinkers again,
Pulled forward again, then remained still for a few more minutes
As some more of the other patrons vehicles left.
At last, the parking lot was empty; he pulled out of the parking lot
And started to drive slowly down the road.The officer,
Having patiently waited all this time,now started up the patrol car,
Put on the flashing lights,and promptly pulled the man over.
He performed a breathalyzer test on the gentleman who cooperated fully,
And to his amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence
Of the man having consumed any alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said, ‘I’ll have to ask you to accompany me
To Headquarters. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken.”
“I doubt it,” said the truly proud Okie. “Tonight I’m the designated decoy.”
Recently, during a routine patrol, a patrolman from my hometown
Parked just down the main road from one of our more popular bars
After last call, the officer observed a man leaving the bar
The gentleman was so intoxicated that he could barely walk.
He then stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes,
with the officer quietly observing.
After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different vehicles,
The man managed to find his car, He sat there for a few minutes and then
Threw a hook and line out the window and seemed to be trying to catch a fish.
A number of other patrons came out but paid no attention to this crazy drunk
As they left the bar and proceeded to drive home.
Finally the drunk started the car, switched the wipers on and off
(it was a fine, dry summer night) flicked the blinkers on and off
A couple of times, honked the horn, and switched on the headlights.
He then pulled in the hook and line and moved the vehicle forward
A few inches,reversed a bit,flicked the wipers and blinkers again,
Pulled forward again, then remained still for a few more minutes
As some more of the other patrons vehicles left.
At last, the parking lot was empty; he pulled out of the parking lot
And started to drive slowly down the road.The officer,
Having patiently waited all this time,now started up the patrol car,
Put on the flashing lights,and promptly pulled the man over.
He performed a breathalyzer test on the gentleman who cooperated fully,
And to his amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence
Of the man having consumed any alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said, ‘I’ll have to ask you to accompany me
To Headquarters. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken.”
“I doubt it,” said the truly proud Okie. “Tonight I’m the designated decoy.”
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