Jack and Jill had been married a year and everythings going fine never fear
Jack and Jill went to the bar very near to celebrate their anniversary, so dear
Jack saw a friend,and bought her a beer and Jill got mad and kicked his rear
Jack and Jill made up to clear the atmosphere cause their love is real sincere
Little Jack Horner sat in a corner with a friend and his favorite brews
She could have all she'd choose , his idea was, and I bet it's not news
Get her drunk with a bit of booze maybe she'll let him see her tattoos
Little Bo Peep now she lost her jeep,don't know where she parked the heap
Partied with class,drinks were strong and a way home she'd need before long
Had a friend who didn't drink, she bought him some gas and gave him a wink
As a designated driver he came to pass cause Bo Peep was a smart little lass
Those Nursey Rhymes are very cute.
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