HAIRLESS CAT TALE

HAIRLESS CAT TALE

Once upon a midnight dark and dreary
All of my friends were drunk on beery
We found it really to be very funny
Because so was my girl, Funny Hunny
Now drinking beer will make you dizzy
And what is worse,it'll make you whizzy
The ladies room line was a block long
And Hunny was about to pee in her thong
Hid by the ficus tree,nobody could see
Found a plastic bag and she took a pee
Bartender joking,in a voice real gruff
Told Hunny,"I do think that's enough"
"You took a pee, Now you put it back"
So Hunny tried to stuff it up her crack
These shenanigans got a little bit messy
Won't say more till the Scots find Nessie
Did all this under the ficus tree fronde
Yeah, you guessed it, Hunny's a blonde
Everybody's drunk, can't anybody drive
If they do,won't ever get there alive
Good thing then,that my Hunny I dated
Because they have a driver designated
Knew when I went that they'd need one
So as they drank the beer,I drank none
Me,the bartender and the bouncer man
Finally got them all out in the van
Took all of 'em home, one at a time
Help 'em undress and into bed climb

Now this story's kinda silly so hense
It also makes way too much sense
A shaggy dog story, no it's a fail
Even though it might make you wail

WE'LL JUST CALL IT A HAIRLESS CAT TALE