THE FROGS LOG

I had an awful nightmare last night
I was in a great big terrible fight
With a bear,a frog on a log and a dog
Well,I hit the dog with the frogs log
Frog jumped off and dived in the bog
And here came the bear in a fast jog
Now this old bear,he didn't fight fair
Jogged up behind me and pulled my hair
So I ran over his toes with my chair
and I hit the dog with the frogs log
The bear ran off,but in a slower jog
Out of the bog jumped that old frog
Shot out his tongue and got my ear
with the dogs collar I beat his rear
And I hit the dog with the frogs log
The old grizzly bear came back then
Revved up my chair,got his toes again
He limped to the forest far and wide
Frog sneaked up from the other side
And I hit the dog with the frogs log
Frog stuck his tongue to my other ear
I said froggy you better listen here
I'm a good cook your attention I beg
My favorite dish is a fried frogs leg
Frog jumped off and dived in the bog
And I hit the dog with the frogs log
People say when you're about to die
Your life flashes before your eye
Mine was flashing,I didn't know why
I woke up,sighed,relief in the air
I'd fell asleep sitting in my chair
Watching home movies,our family fair
I smiled then and woke up from my fog
And I hit the dog with the frogs log