A VERSATILE WORD

I know a word, and I've known it quite a while,
I'm reminded of this word as I go to facebook,
This common and useful word is very versatile,
As I read posts about trouble every time I look,
So I'll tell you the word and I know you'll smile,
You might have used this word on a trip you took,
To describe the bad drivers you saw every mile,
Ass is the word. I often say it when I'm shook,
You can add almost any word to fit your style,
From smart to dumb it fits in almost any nook,
Good or bad this word works on most any tile,
Kick ass, sick ass, slow ass, to it you can hook,
Skinny ass, fat ass, you can archive any file,
Now it's in your head what idea can you cook,
Horses ass, cats ass, upon any word you pile,
Enuff from me in your own mind you must look,
The list goes on and on it stretches for a mile,
Even without the dirty ones that are in the book,
I'm gonna stop now, you take over for a while.