THE EXERCISE GURU

In the middle of a workout,so I could get ripped
Right over the cord of my treadmill I tripped
As I was trying my best not to have a bad fall
The video cams were rolling and captured it all
Dips and gyrations seen were mistaken that day
And I told them it was an aerobic exercise way
Now everyone believed me but I don't know how
And they pay me to do it on TV every day now
Im an exercise guru they all think I'm smart
But it was my treadmill fall gave me my start
Therefore quite by accident I'm getting rich
And I won't tell anyone so don't be a snitch