No Fishing

Oh! I got my bait and I got my pole,
And I went looking for a fishin' hole,
I cruised all around looking all day,
Used all the power in my chair I say,
My power chair makes cruising okay,
Long as charge in the batteries stay,
Found a pond I could fish, I just wish,
But the sign said only for kids to fish,
Only fishin. hole for 100 miles around,
That's too far, my batteries run down,
Gotta find a new hobby oh me, oh my,
I'll sit on the corner watching girls go by,
Then the cops'll say I'm a dirty old man,
I'm not careful they'll throw me in the can,
What do you do when you're down and old,
Get a computer, and go online, I'm told,
There you can be young as you want to be,
They only see what you want them to see,
I know that won't work for me, aww gee,
I'm just too honest and so I gotta be me,
Hey, I think know just what I will do,
Go to Facebook and be friends with you.