No one seems to like my political tripe
So before anyone has time to gripe
Soon as I get my mind re-potted
I'll go back to being retawded
My computer needs to go to the pooter
Because it's a piece of crap
If it don't cease and desist
It won't even be missed
When I get one that'll fit in my lap
Car Trouble:
A man's car stopped dead along the old
Oklahoma country road. He got out of his
car,lifted the hood,and looked at the motor.
Just then, a big black and white cow came
along and stopped beside him.
The cow also peered under the hood. "Your
trouble is probably the carburetor", said
the cow.
The startled man jumped back and ran down
the road until he met a farmer.
He told the farmer what had happened.
The farmer asked,"Was the cow black and
white?" "Yes, yes!" cried the motorist.
"Oh, don't pay any attention to Ol' Bossy.
She doesn't know a thing about modern cars."
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