HEY DIDDLE DIDDLE A SILLY OLD RIDDLE


Hey Diddle Diddle here's a riddle alright, you can try to solve tonight

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, no care,who's the blonde who laid him there

All the kings horses and all the kings men couldn't put him together again

And if she laid that silly old egg, who else could she'd lay if she'd beg

So Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, that old blonde may steal your candlestick

Little Jack Horner in a corner eating pie,told the old blonde "No not I"

Jack said "No" and hung on the rafter,everyone knows Jill is following after

Peter Peter pumpkin eater stayed with his wife cause she was much sweeter

Tommy Tucker sang for supper,playing a mean bass, said "Get out of my face"

Jack Spratt could eat no fat, took one look and said "I want none of that"

Wee Willie Winkie she went right on past,There's no doubt as to why at last

Mistress Mary in her garden and quite contrary,said "Hell no I'm not a fairy"

Little Bo Peep who had lost her sheep said"lets go"although she felt cheap

Little Boy Blue came and blew his horn, He wouldn't look because it's porn

Little Miss Muffett on a tuffet eating curds and whey smiled and said "Okay"

That's the story I was told too, Who's the nursery rhyme blonde,I have no clue