HERE YOU GO JOSE

I meant to post this yesterday, sorry but
The Easter bunny held me hostage too long


A man walks into a bar and orders a glass of real Mexican tequila.
As the bartender slides the drink to the patron,
A man sitting next to him remarks, "That's a coincidence,
I, too, am enjoying a Mexican tequila. Since I arrived from
the old country,this is the only bar in which I have found it."

To which the first replies, "Mexico, I'm from Mexico.
Let me buy you another!"

As the drinks are being poured, one of the men asks,
"What part of the Mexico are you from?"

"Zapata," replies the other. "This is weird," says the first,
"I, too, am from Zapata! Let's get another shot."

After the new round arrives, the first asks,
"So, pal, what did you do back in Zapata?'

"Not much, really, I came here right out of high school.
I graduated from Midland Technical Academy in '81."

"This is eerie," replies the other, "I'm Midland Tech, '81.
Let's get another shot." But the bartender says,
"Slow down fellas, I gotta make a call."

The bartender calls his wife and tells her that he'll be late getting home.
When she inquires as to the cause, he replies,
"Oh, the friggin' Hurtado twins are here again."