A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman.
The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied,
"I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take
these headphones off."
The woman looked at the blonde,surprised,but did as she was told.
While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped
the headphones, knocking them to the ground.
As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor.
The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened.
This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise money, she decided to kidnap a kid
and hold him for ransom. So she went to a playground, grabbed a kid, and took him
behind a tree.
"I've kidnapped you!", said the blonde and then proceeded to write
a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag
and place it under the pecan tree next to the playground. Signed, A Blonde."
The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show his parents.
The next morning the blonde checked under the tree and surely enough,
a paper bag was sitting there. The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000
with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
A police officer pulls over a car with a young blonde driver in it....
Cop : "Miss, this is a 65 MPH highway, why are you going so slowly?"
Blonde : "Officer, I saw a lot of signs saying 22, not 65."
Cop : "Oh miss, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you're on!"
Blonde : "Oh! Stupid me! Thanks for letting me know, Ill be more careful from now on."
At this point the cop looks into the back seat of the car,
where the passengers are shaking and white as ghosts.
Cop : "Excuse me miss, what's wrong with your friends back there?
They're shaking something awful."
Blonde : "Oh... We just got off of highway 119"
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