ZOMBIE RAPPERS
One day in June,underneath a full moon
Coming on midnight,in the mid afternoon
Athough they knew that it wasn't right
Two dead rappers had a "Yo Mama" fight
The 1st one said, although he was dead
Yo Mama is so fat,may drown us instead
She got in a bath,it's flooded the flat
And sure enough a new ocean she's begat
The 2nd rapper,oh yeah,he was surprised
He had this retort though he was demised
Yo Mama is so fat,earthquake don't matter
If she falls, whole world gonna splatter
The Yo Mama fight took most of the night
Till the moon went down and got so bright
The rappers then went back to being dead
They said that thinking hurt their head
So as the sun sank, swiftly in the east
Being dead didn't bother'em in the least
I hope you liked my "zombie rapper" tale
Think I'll go have another glass of ale
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