MORE SILLY GOOSE BY THE COLLECTOR

RUB A DUB DUB

Rub a dub dub Three men in a tub
and who do you think they are
It don't matter they're having fun
Because they're all very gay by far




TO MARKET, TO MARKET


To market, to market, to buy a fat pig;
Home again,home again,need a drink so big
To the bar,to the bar,to get a quick one;
Home again,home again, you are all done

To casino, to casino, to gamble and play;
Home again,home again,threw it all away
To market,to market,for an ounce of pot
Home again,home again,money you have not

To market,to market,a check for an ounce
Home again,home again,the check'll bounce
To market,to market,to pick up the check
Home again,home again,well what the heck




Goosey Goosey Gander poem

Goosey Goosey Gander where shall I wander,
Upstairs, downstairs and in my lady's chamber
There I found a man who better say his prayers,
I took him by the leg,threw him down the stairs.
Went back upstairs thought I'd satisfy an itch
Found another man there playing with the b#%h
Can't beat 'em join 'em, so I've heard it said
But before I'll do it I'd much rather be dead