THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

Talking to a friend the other day
He was depressed,had this to say
"I'm too old,my sex life's dead
I replied,"That's what she said."
Ted looked at me, shook his head
I grinned,and in the store I lead
Ted was shopping for a water bed
Looks fun for me and my wife Red
I replied,"That's what she said."
Ted looked at me, shook his head
Imma s*n ** * b*t*h,hollered Ted
I replied,"That's what she said."
Ted looked at me, shook his head
Then went on and bought the bed
Went to Ted's,instructions read
Set it up,I'll sure surprise Red
I grinned,"That's what she said."
Ted grinned at me, shook his head
Today I went over to check on Ted
Glad you're here is what he said
I replied,"That's what she said."
Ted looked at me, shook his head
All you done since we got the bed
I replied,"That's what she said."


 Okay now, if you think
 My story's old and dead
 Then here's my reply
"That's what she said."