CLOSE CALL

Now things weren't always games and fun
9 or 10 operations, I sure remember one
This one I didn't have but it was close
A nurse,her own medicine I'd give a dose
The reason I was there was easy to see
A hole in my leg,plumb down to the bone
About the size of a silver dollar it be
I wasn't on line for surgery,this I knew
But this nurse said yes I really was too
She went to supply,came back with stuff
And started to prep me, and I said enuff
Somethings wrong,she was shaving my crotch
We get your prostate,youll feel top notch
I began to holler and showed her my leg
But listen to a kid not even if I beg
Now the Head nurse from way down the hall
Heard the comotion bouncing off the wall
She asked just what the trouble could be
I showed my leg and where they prepped me
Told her nothings wrong with my prostate
So please help me before it's too late
She checked before my sex life was dead
The surgerys for the boy in the next bed
That is the story of my real close call
Grownups will not listen to kids at all
My Doctor was cool,as cool as could be
Sometimes you'd think his age was three
He was Greek and his english was gross
But he was funny, his name was "Piesios"
I'll tell about him,but it's real late
For tomorrows blog you'll have to wait