SOUSED SOW

Way back when I was nine or ten
We lived on the farm back then
My Uncle Charlie was there again
Charlie decided to make some wine
With Dad's help it was just fine
I had found a five gallon bottle
In our cellar while on a dawdle
You guessed,didnt make just a cup
They made enough to fill it up
From our little wild cherry tree
They made 5 gal. of wine you see
You know it was a really good brew
Drank bout a gal. but what to do
Rest went sour,couldn't drink it
So sour it made you pucker a bit
My sister decided to have some fun
Poured out to the hog,now it's done
Here came the old sow,big and mean
Didn't stop till the trough was clean
My sister and I stood back to watch
The fun we had. Oh! It was topnotch
The old sow,when she tried to walk
Her rear would fall down in a balk
Rear got up and then the front fell
At walking she wasn't doing so well
She finally made it to the hog shed
Got 1/2way in,passed out like dead
The old sow,she slept all that day
Then 2 more,There was hell to pay
We just knew that we'd killed her
And we had to tell Dad,Oh yes sir
Scared to death,we told bout the gaff
And Dad and Charlie began to laugh
They had been watching all the time
Wouldn't have missed it for a dime
She had bad hangover but it's over
She's ok now,rolling in the clover