Twas The Day After Christmas

Twas the day after Christmas and all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring cause they were all soused,
Two passed out on the couches, and seven on the floor,
Not a single one of them up or able to move anymore,
The gifts were all opened there were presents galore,
And just about all of them came from the liquor store,
It was a really grand party they all thought it was super,
Two of them still had they're heads stuck in the pooper,
Slowly and painfully they began to show signs of life,
The home moved owner first and then came his wife,
They made a big pot of coffee and then came the strife,
Trying to wake up these drunks and make them go home,
All they wanted to do was to lay there and groan,
Finally got them moving and got the two off the throne,
They didn't think they could do it even to save their life,
Cleaned up the house and got them all ready to leave,
And told them all happily next week's New Years Eve.